1 00:00:30,670 --> 00:00:31,990 Can you hear me, my dear? 2 00:00:33,510 --> 00:00:34,810 Well, if you can, wave. 3 00:00:36,450 --> 00:00:38,870 She's circling around again, Mr. Waverly. 4 00:00:39,490 --> 00:00:41,190 Coming to the home stretch now? 5 00:00:42,070 --> 00:00:43,550 The time's a little better, too. 6 00:00:44,070 --> 00:00:47,610 You're not clocking a highness race, Mr. Slate. What are those people doing to 7 00:00:47,610 --> 00:00:48,610 her? 8 00:00:49,570 --> 00:00:55,790 Well... They've just released an eagle from the house. 9 00:01:03,400 --> 00:01:04,400 It's hovering. 10 00:01:06,040 --> 00:01:08,160 Don't be afraid. There's nothing to fear. 11 00:01:08,780 --> 00:01:12,000 Just activate the electronic lure. As instructed. 12 00:01:33,100 --> 00:01:36,880 You see, my mighty count, the eagle reacts at once. 13 00:01:38,060 --> 00:01:42,120 Any moment now it will plummet from the sky. 14 00:01:43,420 --> 00:01:44,480 On to the girl. 15 00:01:45,200 --> 00:01:47,560 Tearing the pretty face to pieces. 16 00:01:48,680 --> 00:01:51,060 I'm quite taken with the performance so far. 17 00:01:53,660 --> 00:01:55,260 Particularly with the casting. 18 00:02:01,520 --> 00:02:03,020 The Eagle's descending rapidly, sir. 19 00:02:03,440 --> 00:02:05,080 I think it's about to attack Miss Dancer. 20 00:02:05,400 --> 00:02:06,680 Well, don't do anything foolish. 21 00:02:07,680 --> 00:02:11,060 Madame Verlander's up to something, and I doubt if it's murder. 22 00:02:11,900 --> 00:02:14,260 The car's making about 70 kilometers. 23 00:02:14,480 --> 00:02:17,160 The Eagle's doing a whole lot better, sir. Have I your permission to fire? 24 00:02:17,640 --> 00:02:19,220 No, Mr. Slade, you have not. 25 00:02:20,200 --> 00:02:23,600 It took Uncle several months to get April Dancer into their employ. 26 00:02:23,860 --> 00:02:25,300 Your job is to observe. 27 00:02:25,740 --> 00:02:26,740 You understand? 28 00:02:26,900 --> 00:02:28,660 Observe. And nothing else. 29 00:03:48,560 --> 00:03:51,720 If you fail in this, Gita, the experiment is unsuccessful. 30 00:03:52,060 --> 00:03:54,920 You're going to have to explain an awfully public murder. 31 00:03:55,520 --> 00:03:59,400 Franz, activate the molecular reorganizer. 32 00:04:00,100 --> 00:04:01,140 We've seen enough. 33 00:04:09,340 --> 00:04:10,340 Madame. 34 00:04:10,960 --> 00:04:14,740 Madame, the switch is stuck. I can't adjust it. 35 00:04:16,040 --> 00:04:17,800 For heaven's sake. 36 00:04:18,120 --> 00:04:19,120 Don't shout. 37 00:04:21,100 --> 00:04:21,540 I... 38 00:04:21,540 --> 00:04:28,880 No. 39 00:04:29,480 --> 00:04:30,560 No, you hit the girl. 40 00:04:47,980 --> 00:04:48,980 has disappeared. 41 00:04:56,160 --> 00:04:57,500 On the contrary. 42 00:04:58,740 --> 00:05:01,100 I saw it disappear with my own eyes. 43 00:05:02,100 --> 00:05:03,140 Not disappear. 44 00:05:03,820 --> 00:05:07,600 We have simply reorganized its molecules. 45 00:05:08,400 --> 00:05:12,880 The eagle, by the account, as I promised you, is over there. 46 00:05:13,280 --> 00:05:14,280 Look. 47 00:05:22,510 --> 00:05:24,310 thing transported the eagle? 48 00:05:26,590 --> 00:05:33,370 From mid -air, over the car, and into that cage in the twinkling of an eye, 49 00:05:33,470 --> 00:05:34,470 yes. 50 00:05:34,810 --> 00:05:40,270 Now do you say that Rita Verlander is so passe she can no longer function 51 00:05:40,270 --> 00:05:46,650 effectively the thrush? That machine, my dear Count, can transport 52 00:05:46,650 --> 00:05:48,910 anything anywhere. 53 00:05:50,120 --> 00:05:52,180 You mean to say you could transport humans? 54 00:05:52,780 --> 00:05:53,780 People? 55 00:05:55,640 --> 00:05:58,060 One molecule is much like another molecule. 56 00:05:59,260 --> 00:06:00,920 At least to this. Why not? 57 00:06:01,900 --> 00:06:02,779 Why not? 58 00:06:02,780 --> 00:06:03,780 No, no, madame. 59 00:06:03,840 --> 00:06:06,820 Believe me, you can't. We're still in the experimental stage with this. 60 00:06:07,100 --> 00:06:11,300 We have cases unestablished who fail to survive the translation in space. 61 00:06:11,980 --> 00:06:14,380 It's far, far too early even to think of using it. 62 00:06:14,670 --> 00:06:16,810 On a human. Shut up, Franz. 63 00:06:17,030 --> 00:06:18,650 You have no sense of adventure. 64 00:06:18,970 --> 00:06:22,230 Sometimes I wonder why I didn't leave your tusk and sitting bootlaces. 65 00:06:24,110 --> 00:06:25,330 Imperato here survived. 66 00:06:29,050 --> 00:06:34,130 And as you see, in the best of health. 67 00:06:37,310 --> 00:06:41,730 Gita, if you can show me a human transported that way. 68 00:06:43,920 --> 00:06:45,520 And you can do it right now, today. 69 00:06:45,860 --> 00:06:52,660 Today? No, that's not possible. No, we need... Before I must return to Paris, I 70 00:06:52,660 --> 00:06:56,440 guarantee you that Thrush Council will supply you with anything and everything 71 00:06:56,440 --> 00:06:57,219 you want. 72 00:06:57,220 --> 00:07:00,500 I want what the council took from me. 73 00:07:01,720 --> 00:07:07,220 For years I was the head of Thrush Baltic. They had no reason to retire me 74 00:07:07,220 --> 00:07:11,080 except for jealousy, backbiting, and envy of my accomplishments. 75 00:07:13,880 --> 00:07:19,040 Cheetah, if you can arrange this kind of miracle, you've never relinquished that 76 00:07:19,040 --> 00:07:20,040 position. 77 00:07:39,660 --> 00:07:40,660 It is I. 78 00:07:44,200 --> 00:07:47,020 It's going to be the late I if one of the guards turns up. 79 00:07:48,360 --> 00:07:50,700 Do try and look more like a sycamore, will you? 80 00:07:52,640 --> 00:07:57,940 While I am known for my superior impersonations, trees so far have eluded 81 00:07:58,660 --> 00:08:04,940 However... Waverley wants to know what happened to the eagle. 82 00:08:05,360 --> 00:08:06,360 So would I. 83 00:08:06,640 --> 00:08:10,380 One minute it was so close to me I thought I was Liza with the bloodhounds 84 00:08:10,380 --> 00:08:12,140 her. The next, psh, nothing. 85 00:08:13,020 --> 00:08:16,680 Thrush gets hold of whatever that machine is. Wow. 86 00:08:17,860 --> 00:08:22,120 I'm afraid the bald -headed eagle may be doomed to extinction, not to mention 87 00:08:22,120 --> 00:08:23,120 the rest of us. 88 00:08:24,040 --> 00:08:29,020 Well, then I suppose purely in my capacity as a bird lover, I must 89 00:08:29,020 --> 00:08:32,840 the house, liberate Madame's terrible toy, and make the world safe for the 90 00:08:32,840 --> 00:08:33,840 Audubon Society. 91 00:08:34,880 --> 00:08:39,080 Mark, how do you think she got mixed up in all of this? 92 00:08:39,320 --> 00:08:41,280 You know, she's really quite a nice lady. 93 00:08:42,120 --> 00:08:43,260 A great lady, even. 94 00:08:46,440 --> 00:08:48,120 You've fallen under her spell already. 95 00:08:48,420 --> 00:08:49,740 How long have you known her? Three weeks? 96 00:08:50,640 --> 00:08:52,660 As at the Mozart Festival in Salzburg. 97 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:57,160 She tripped over my cello, which I very conveniently shoved under her. 98 00:08:58,160 --> 00:09:00,240 She might as well have tripped over your corpse. 99 00:09:01,480 --> 00:09:03,020 If you fail, she may. 100 00:09:15,600 --> 00:09:16,900 You're very brave, my dear. 101 00:09:18,260 --> 00:09:20,020 Almost as brave as you're beautiful. 102 00:09:22,220 --> 00:09:23,220 Dankeschön, Garth. 103 00:09:28,460 --> 00:09:29,740 Who's the glamour boy? 104 00:09:33,040 --> 00:09:34,800 Our competition, dear. 105 00:09:35,740 --> 00:09:36,740 Thrush. 106 00:09:47,050 --> 00:09:48,250 My darling. 107 00:09:48,570 --> 00:09:54,030 You were magnificent. So courageous. 108 00:09:54,310 --> 00:09:56,470 And so very, very... 109 00:09:56,750 --> 00:10:00,850 Pretty. Exactly what we wanted to capture the attention of the counter. 110 00:10:01,510 --> 00:10:07,990 An exciting girl risking her life with a monstrous eagle and the 111 00:10:07,990 --> 00:10:12,130 thrilling, last -minute, miracle escape. 112 00:10:12,430 --> 00:10:13,430 Oh, it was opera. 113 00:10:13,950 --> 00:10:15,690 Straight out of the magic flute, yeah? 114 00:10:15,970 --> 00:10:17,590 Yeah. Well, 115 00:10:18,310 --> 00:10:21,870 if this is not Salzburg, at least with me, if you are not attending the opera, 116 00:10:21,990 --> 00:10:23,110 you are living it. 117 00:10:23,490 --> 00:10:25,470 Yeah, you were terrified. 118 00:10:26,350 --> 00:10:29,270 But terrified, yes, yes. But I trusted you, madame. 119 00:10:29,490 --> 00:10:31,010 Oh, good. 120 00:10:32,690 --> 00:10:38,110 I knew we should be friends from the first moment that we met. 121 00:10:38,530 --> 00:10:40,210 Now, where was that, my dear? 122 00:10:40,530 --> 00:10:42,650 In the funiculum, on the way to lunch. 123 00:10:43,110 --> 00:10:44,670 Oh, yes. 124 00:10:45,830 --> 00:10:52,150 I stepped on your cello. I was so clumsy. 125 00:10:52,490 --> 00:10:54,610 But truthfully. 126 00:10:56,040 --> 00:10:57,260 It was the boys. 127 00:10:57,580 --> 00:11:02,440 The boys? The boys that surrounded you everywhere. 128 00:11:03,560 --> 00:11:07,000 That first caught my eye. Or did you know that? 129 00:11:07,860 --> 00:11:09,080 Nein, madame. 130 00:11:09,460 --> 00:11:16,400 Now, my dear, I have a special favor that I want you to do for me. 131 00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:23,660 Franz and I are going to repeat this morning's experiment. 132 00:11:24,410 --> 00:11:27,430 At the express request of Count Egon. 133 00:11:27,890 --> 00:11:34,630 Now, I want you to find me a young man. 134 00:11:35,990 --> 00:11:42,410 Young, strong, strong to stand up to the experiment. I want no after effects 135 00:11:42,410 --> 00:11:45,250 because of the effect on Count Egon. 136 00:11:46,130 --> 00:11:48,510 He must give a good report of me to Thrush. 137 00:11:50,550 --> 00:11:53,370 And you want me to find you a young man? 138 00:11:53,920 --> 00:11:55,180 At least to tell me where to look. 139 00:11:56,160 --> 00:11:58,480 She's a... This is not fair. 140 00:11:58,860 --> 00:11:59,960 She's a nice girl. 141 00:12:00,340 --> 00:12:01,900 Of course, she's a nice girl. 142 00:12:03,140 --> 00:12:07,080 But nice girls like to look for nice boys. 143 00:12:07,780 --> 00:12:09,840 There must be some place they go. 144 00:12:11,400 --> 00:12:12,400 Yeah. 145 00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:19,440 There is a little tea dance under Crosstown where they have telephones at 146 00:12:19,440 --> 00:12:22,940 tables. Oh, is that still there? 147 00:12:23,850 --> 00:12:25,430 You remember it, Mother? 148 00:12:25,790 --> 00:12:27,350 Oh, vividly. 149 00:12:27,970 --> 00:12:30,110 But I have not thought of it for so long. 150 00:12:30,330 --> 00:12:37,110 The young men telephone, then they come to your table, and then you dance and 151 00:12:37,110 --> 00:12:38,970 dance and dance. 152 00:12:40,570 --> 00:12:42,310 And he must be attractive. 153 00:12:45,130 --> 00:12:49,450 Yeah. And you want me to be the human guinea pig in this experiment, sir? 154 00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:57,740 eagles disappear and reappear, it's extremely important for us to find out 155 00:12:57,740 --> 00:12:59,920 would happen to a person under the same circumstances. 156 00:13:00,540 --> 00:13:01,880 Oh, yes, quite, sir. 157 00:13:02,540 --> 00:13:05,400 And, uh, again, let me caution you. 158 00:13:06,500 --> 00:13:08,760 Be at this thé danseant on time. 159 00:13:09,340 --> 00:13:11,960 Telephone Miss Dancer the moment she arrives at her table. 160 00:13:12,420 --> 00:13:15,240 I'm on my way to Vienna now to help in any way I can. 161 00:13:15,640 --> 00:13:16,640 Yes, sir. 162 00:13:16,680 --> 00:13:22,060 Oh, and Mr. Slate, whatever you do, don't bungle this. 163 00:13:22,690 --> 00:13:24,070 I'll try not to, sir. 164 00:14:03,950 --> 00:14:05,610 Perfect. In life. 165 00:14:10,230 --> 00:14:15,310 Good afternoon, dearly beloved. Good afternoon. Good afternoon. 166 00:14:16,090 --> 00:14:17,710 Good afternoon. Good afternoon. 167 00:14:18,130 --> 00:14:19,270 Good afternoon. Good afternoon. 168 00:14:23,610 --> 00:14:24,630 Good afternoon. 169 00:14:26,470 --> 00:14:29,350 Well, how can one be expected to dance to that? 170 00:14:29,830 --> 00:14:34,450 I wish them to play a bewitching little tango. 171 00:14:34,710 --> 00:14:37,970 Madame, I doubt if this orchestra knows. 172 00:14:38,190 --> 00:14:38,989 Oh, ridiculous. 173 00:14:38,990 --> 00:14:40,630 Of course they do. Wait here for me, Madame. 174 00:15:04,970 --> 00:15:06,290 across the room at table four. 175 00:15:07,730 --> 00:15:08,730 Table four? 176 00:15:14,750 --> 00:15:15,750 Listen, 177 00:15:15,930 --> 00:15:19,210 be sure and telephone me the minute I sit down. 178 00:15:19,530 --> 00:15:22,030 Then come rushing over to the table and pretend not to know me. 179 00:15:30,230 --> 00:15:32,970 Madam is waiting for you over there. May I show you? 180 00:16:12,380 --> 00:16:18,800 The band leader claims he is only 20 and has never heard of a tango. It was 181 00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:20,300 deliberate to make me feel old. 182 00:16:20,900 --> 00:16:21,900 No. 183 00:16:23,040 --> 00:16:25,860 Well, that is unimportant. This is what we came for. 184 00:16:28,140 --> 00:16:31,200 Hello? Oh, no. 185 00:16:32,880 --> 00:16:36,580 But the young lady would be enchanted to dance with you. 186 00:16:37,400 --> 00:16:39,780 Oh, do join us immediately. 187 00:16:42,440 --> 00:16:45,360 My dear, it was so simple one of his gifts. 188 00:16:47,100 --> 00:16:50,020 How are they going to persuade him to come with us? 189 00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:55,480 Oh, so naive. Of course, you could do it yourself, I know, but I always employ 190 00:16:55,480 --> 00:16:56,480 this. 191 00:16:56,560 --> 00:17:01,700 Old -fashioned, but as effective as it was when Lucrezia Borsio used it. 192 00:17:03,160 --> 00:17:06,140 Cellini was a master of these things. 193 00:17:12,660 --> 00:17:16,700 My dear boy and friend. 194 00:17:18,040 --> 00:17:20,040 Do join us for a glass of wine. 195 00:18:13,399 --> 00:18:14,800 Prost. 196 00:18:39,440 --> 00:18:42,640 I had not expected it to work so soon. 197 00:18:43,100 --> 00:18:47,260 I haven't used it in so long. It must have grown stronger with age. 198 00:18:47,740 --> 00:18:48,740 Head over. 199 00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:53,000 Our friend has been taken in. 200 00:18:53,560 --> 00:18:56,240 Would a couple of your boys help you with the car? 201 00:19:12,560 --> 00:19:16,980 Chanting little place you have here. Thank you. Such a pity they no longer 202 00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:23,860 That table, sir? Yes, just over there. 203 00:19:27,920 --> 00:19:32,320 It looks like they're laying extra power cables into the house. 204 00:19:32,680 --> 00:19:35,760 No doubt it takes a good deal of electricity to make a man disappear. 205 00:19:37,900 --> 00:19:40,440 I still don't understand why you're not that man. 206 00:19:40,890 --> 00:19:42,290 I made a slight error, sir. 207 00:19:42,870 --> 00:19:43,870 I'll get in the house. 208 00:19:44,130 --> 00:19:45,170 I'll see that you do. 209 00:19:45,730 --> 00:19:46,730 Mr. Slate. 210 00:19:47,750 --> 00:19:49,630 Stop bungling. Start handling. 211 00:19:50,550 --> 00:19:51,550 Sir? 212 00:20:12,950 --> 00:20:14,770 No, no, no, no. Gita. 213 00:20:16,210 --> 00:20:17,210 Gita? 214 00:20:18,910 --> 00:20:19,910 There you are. 215 00:20:20,830 --> 00:20:24,330 I hope I haven't delayed anything. I was detained unavoidably. 216 00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:25,890 What was her name? 217 00:20:26,350 --> 00:20:27,690 Why, Gita, such a thought. 218 00:20:28,350 --> 00:20:29,490 Are we nearly ready? 219 00:20:29,730 --> 00:20:34,670 Certainly. And we have our human subject. He is upstairs in the 220 00:20:38,810 --> 00:20:40,370 We'll be regaining consciousness soon. 221 00:20:40,920 --> 00:20:41,920 I'll tell Madame. 222 00:20:42,060 --> 00:20:43,060 Yes, sir. 223 00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:46,620 Make sure the bonds remain fastened. 224 00:21:04,620 --> 00:21:05,620 Mark? 225 00:21:07,060 --> 00:21:08,060 Where are you? 226 00:21:08,460 --> 00:21:09,460 At the tree. 227 00:21:10,080 --> 00:21:11,780 What on earth happened in that dance hall? 228 00:21:12,280 --> 00:21:14,440 Doesn't matter right now. I need help as soon as possible. 229 00:21:15,160 --> 00:21:16,480 As soon as I get my disguise. 230 00:22:43,340 --> 00:22:44,340 Of course, frontline immediately. 231 00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:46,800 How did I get here? 232 00:22:47,060 --> 00:22:48,300 What is this place? 233 00:22:48,760 --> 00:22:49,760 Your apartment? 234 00:22:52,120 --> 00:22:56,340 You're a hi -fi addict, and you collect op art. 235 00:22:57,560 --> 00:23:03,320 I assure you, I have the least bit of interest in hi -fi, and it's not pop 236 00:23:03,760 --> 00:23:05,120 Your head's spinning. 237 00:23:05,360 --> 00:23:06,620 Lie back and relax. 238 00:23:07,940 --> 00:23:09,300 What happened now? 239 00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:11,420 The game? 240 00:23:12,270 --> 00:23:13,310 Do you kiss me? 241 00:23:14,610 --> 00:23:17,870 No. I just want to get out of this thing. 242 00:23:18,810 --> 00:23:19,890 What is it? 243 00:23:21,810 --> 00:23:26,410 Well, it's a... It's a cage with a false bottom. 244 00:23:27,210 --> 00:23:29,050 No home's complete without one. 245 00:23:29,890 --> 00:23:32,150 I do hope you're mechanically minded. 246 00:23:32,510 --> 00:23:33,409 What's it for? 247 00:23:33,410 --> 00:23:38,990 I think it's a bit of slate of hands designed to convince us that Madame 248 00:23:38,990 --> 00:23:40,730 Volander's reorganizing machine. 249 00:23:41,270 --> 00:23:42,270 Really works. 250 00:23:43,470 --> 00:23:44,470 When it doesn't. 251 00:23:45,570 --> 00:23:46,910 I beg your pardon. 252 00:23:47,490 --> 00:23:48,490 What? 253 00:23:50,830 --> 00:23:53,730 Well, you see, there was this bird trying to attack me. An eagle. 254 00:23:54,150 --> 00:23:57,530 A madam turned a ray on it and it disappeared. It was supposed to reappear 255 00:23:57,530 --> 00:24:00,790 here. But as you can see with this false bottom, it's obviously another bird. 256 00:24:03,530 --> 00:24:04,530 Never mind. 257 00:24:05,050 --> 00:24:07,850 Just get me loose and I'll explain it to you once I get you out of here. 258 00:24:08,330 --> 00:24:10,050 Out? Why should I want to leave? 259 00:24:10,780 --> 00:24:13,080 This is charming, your flag. 260 00:24:13,280 --> 00:24:16,200 Such a unique approach to interior decoration. 261 00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:19,600 Also, there's you, too. 262 00:24:28,020 --> 00:24:29,220 Alone at last. 263 00:24:29,920 --> 00:24:30,920 Please! 264 00:24:31,300 --> 00:24:32,300 What happened? 265 00:24:32,320 --> 00:24:35,340 You drugged the wine and brought me here to have your way with me? 266 00:24:36,080 --> 00:24:38,020 Oddly enough, you're not too far off the mark. 267 00:24:38,240 --> 00:24:39,240 Very well. 268 00:24:40,110 --> 00:24:41,110 I surrender. 269 00:24:43,290 --> 00:24:44,290 What's your name? 270 00:24:44,770 --> 00:24:45,770 Dieter. 271 00:24:46,250 --> 00:24:47,250 Listen, Dieter. 272 00:24:47,430 --> 00:24:52,410 I'm sure you surrendered divinely. And I may take you up on a later date right 273 00:24:52,410 --> 00:24:54,630 now. I don't have the time. 274 00:24:56,690 --> 00:24:58,090 You're in terrible danger. 275 00:24:58,590 --> 00:25:00,690 We must get you out of here as quickly as possible. 276 00:25:00,890 --> 00:25:04,530 The Sultan's returned unexpectedly and is about to slay everyone in the harem. 277 00:25:05,390 --> 00:25:06,390 No, no. 278 00:25:06,730 --> 00:25:07,730 Just you. 279 00:25:08,650 --> 00:25:09,650 Now listen to me. 280 00:25:10,470 --> 00:25:12,410 Somewhere in this room is a death ray. 281 00:25:12,630 --> 00:25:16,150 And by unanimous consent, you've been chosen as its first human subject. 282 00:25:28,910 --> 00:25:32,690 Now look, it's only a story and a half drop. 283 00:25:32,990 --> 00:25:36,850 Once you get down, run like a bunny for the wall. Over the wall and go. Just go 284 00:25:36,850 --> 00:25:37,850 anywhere and hide. 285 00:25:38,220 --> 00:25:39,219 You are serious? 286 00:25:39,220 --> 00:25:40,440 Certainly. There is danger? 287 00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:42,000 Yes. What about yourself? 288 00:25:42,460 --> 00:25:43,580 Don't worry about me. I'll manage. 289 00:25:43,780 --> 00:25:46,140 But if you're in danger, what kind of a man am I to leave a young girl like 290 00:25:46,140 --> 00:25:47,200 yourself here undetected? 291 00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:49,380 A very wise man. Now, go, please. 292 00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:01,800 Here, you. 293 00:26:03,460 --> 00:26:04,460 Put that down. 294 00:26:04,660 --> 00:26:05,660 Come in here. 295 00:26:14,380 --> 00:26:15,380 Move the piano. 296 00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:19,600 I want this entire side of the wall clear. Put it over there. 297 00:26:20,320 --> 00:26:21,320 Of course. 298 00:26:37,460 --> 00:26:39,160 Uncle Agent, house! 299 00:26:41,500 --> 00:26:42,500 Good, good. 300 00:26:43,740 --> 00:26:45,120 No, this will fail there. 301 00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:47,360 Madame! Madame! 302 00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:49,040 There is a non -collision! 303 00:26:49,760 --> 00:26:52,000 What? I'm in here. What is it? 304 00:26:53,600 --> 00:26:56,740 There is a non -collision, madame. Not France allowed to store his uniform. 305 00:26:57,640 --> 00:26:58,640 There he is! 306 00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:38,520 What? 307 00:28:21,520 --> 00:28:22,740 gone. Someone has got into the house. 308 00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:26,260 He's knocked out one of the guards. 309 00:28:26,540 --> 00:28:27,540 Stole his uniform. 310 00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:29,360 Oh, only to be expected, I suppose. 311 00:28:29,900 --> 00:28:32,240 Uncle generally hears of interesting developments. 312 00:28:34,920 --> 00:28:35,920 Blue alert. 313 00:28:36,460 --> 00:28:38,400 Electrify all entrances and exits. 314 00:28:39,100 --> 00:28:40,100 April. 315 00:28:40,340 --> 00:28:41,340 April. 316 00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:44,700 Wait. Too late. Back in with you. 317 00:28:49,360 --> 00:28:50,400 April, dear. 318 00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:53,800 I beg you not to overexcite him. 319 00:28:54,620 --> 00:28:56,260 Feeling better, huh? 320 00:28:56,580 --> 00:28:57,700 Ja, danke schön. 321 00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:01,560 Ja, well enough to join the rest of us. 322 00:29:02,260 --> 00:29:04,540 Bring him into the drawing room quickly, my dear. 323 00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:06,400 Ja. 324 00:29:33,420 --> 00:29:35,800 Bring the machines down from upstairs. 325 00:29:36,720 --> 00:29:38,180 What is it? The machines. 326 00:29:38,480 --> 00:29:40,000 We must begin immediately. 327 00:29:40,460 --> 00:29:41,960 They take time even to move. 328 00:29:42,180 --> 00:29:43,180 They're heavy. 329 00:29:43,320 --> 00:29:44,740 But we have no time. 330 00:29:45,500 --> 00:29:48,400 Uncle has ruined too many things for me to run any chance of now. 331 00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:50,780 Perhaps we should postpone. Why? 332 00:29:51,320 --> 00:29:53,780 Surely you're not afraid of one little uncle agent? 333 00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:57,480 Anyway, we have no time. The head of Flash Council is coming his way here. 334 00:29:57,800 --> 00:30:02,620 You see, whatever happened, We must not alarm the boy. 335 00:30:12,240 --> 00:30:14,500 Slate. Mr. Slate, where are you? 336 00:30:14,980 --> 00:30:15,980 The piano. 337 00:30:16,460 --> 00:30:17,740 Well, get out at once. 338 00:30:18,620 --> 00:30:22,040 We've learned that Thrush is sending a gang of operatives disguised as Uncle 339 00:30:22,040 --> 00:30:24,700 Ben. You must get that machine before they do. 340 00:30:25,380 --> 00:30:27,780 Shh, sir. The place is swarming with guards. 341 00:30:28,640 --> 00:30:30,240 I'm sending assistance and... 342 00:30:30,480 --> 00:30:31,480 Here it is. 343 00:30:32,140 --> 00:30:34,040 Ah, here it is. 344 00:30:36,900 --> 00:30:37,900 Mr. Slade. 345 00:30:38,940 --> 00:30:39,940 Mr. Slade. 346 00:30:40,160 --> 00:30:45,520 Oh, how unfortunate that you have no longing at all, my dear. We could have 347 00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:46,840 impromptu musicale. 348 00:30:47,480 --> 00:30:53,820 I do so enjoy the impromptu in life, don't you? The happy accident. Well, 349 00:30:53,820 --> 00:30:56,760 is how we met our dear April, or how we met you. 350 00:30:57,140 --> 00:30:59,280 Oh, now do play, please. 351 00:31:00,440 --> 00:31:02,880 The piano is like France. 352 00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:05,400 An old instrument, but I think in tune. 353 00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:09,880 Not that kind of pianist, madame. I play in a nightclub. It's mostly umpapa, 354 00:31:10,080 --> 00:31:12,900 umpapa. Oh, how refreshing. 355 00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:20,480 Well, I'm sure whatever you do, you do it most artistically. 356 00:31:20,700 --> 00:31:22,060 Now, I insist you must play. 357 00:31:22,420 --> 00:31:25,600 You're very kind, madame, but it's time I returned. We start early at the club. 358 00:31:26,180 --> 00:31:26,919 Oh, no. 359 00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:29,480 No, no, no, no. You can't leave. Not now. 360 00:31:30,120 --> 00:31:36,940 No, the Count has many interests in nightclubs. It could be helpful to you. 361 00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:39,300 Now, so start, I insist. 362 00:31:39,760 --> 00:31:41,340 Oh, any little thing. 363 00:31:41,660 --> 00:31:44,080 Well, I see what France is up to. 364 00:31:44,500 --> 00:31:45,800 I don't know what to play. 365 00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:48,320 I'm not used to such a beautiful instrument. 366 00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:50,560 Play. 367 00:32:05,160 --> 00:32:06,320 It sounds like they're very something. 368 00:32:11,240 --> 00:32:13,840 Oh! There he goes! 369 00:32:14,900 --> 00:32:15,920 I'm here! 370 00:32:16,540 --> 00:32:17,680 I'm here! 371 00:32:32,300 --> 00:32:34,500 An uncle communicator. 372 00:32:37,200 --> 00:32:38,200 I have not heard in years. 373 00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:43,660 You hear it, Egon? 374 00:32:48,180 --> 00:32:50,420 Someone has an uncle communicator. 375 00:32:50,660 --> 00:32:54,340 There is an uncle agent in this room. 376 00:32:55,120 --> 00:32:56,160 Who is it? 377 00:33:00,560 --> 00:33:04,440 Don't be ridiculous, Gita. What will I be doing with an uncle communicator? 378 00:33:04,700 --> 00:33:05,700 I don't know. 379 00:33:06,640 --> 00:33:07,900 But I find out. 380 00:33:30,680 --> 00:33:32,320 Which of you has it? 381 00:33:34,240 --> 00:33:36,080 Don't try to hide it, you can't. 382 00:33:49,570 --> 00:33:50,930 Me. Impossible. 383 00:33:52,010 --> 00:33:57,650 You cannot be an uncle agent. I picked you up myself in the darn wall. 384 00:33:58,670 --> 00:33:59,910 What is your name? 385 00:34:01,370 --> 00:34:02,370 Mark Slade. 386 00:34:14,540 --> 00:34:18,840 Tell me all the instructions that you have from Uncle. 387 00:34:19,780 --> 00:34:20,780 Uncle. 388 00:34:22,219 --> 00:34:24,860 Uncle Puzzi on Mama's side? 389 00:34:25,679 --> 00:34:28,020 Or Uncle Fritz on Papa's? 390 00:34:28,580 --> 00:34:33,719 Uncle. The secret organization, Alexander Waverly. 391 00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:35,800 Who? 392 00:34:37,280 --> 00:34:41,219 Something is wrong with the truth here. The very deepest, Uncle. 393 00:34:41,949 --> 00:34:44,290 I'm sure I've been told to forget everything under this kind of drug. 394 00:34:44,870 --> 00:34:46,530 But he has never heard of Uncle. 395 00:34:47,190 --> 00:34:49,030 He told us more when he was conscious. 396 00:34:49,750 --> 00:34:52,409 Personally, I can no longer even take bicarbonate of soda. 397 00:34:52,610 --> 00:34:54,190 A little pineapple juice, please. 398 00:34:54,770 --> 00:34:56,070 That's the extent of my medication. 399 00:34:56,310 --> 00:34:57,310 It doesn't matter. 400 00:34:57,990 --> 00:35:00,670 The experiment will be completed in a few moments. 401 00:35:01,550 --> 00:35:05,150 And whatever Uncle has planned, now we are in guard against him. 402 00:35:05,370 --> 00:35:09,010 Keep an eye on him. He gives no trouble. I get the men to take the last of the 403 00:35:09,010 --> 00:35:11,410 machines. We should proceed, huh, Egon? 404 00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:16,580 Oh, I'm very anxious, too. As soon as the Thrive Council arrives, of course 405 00:35:16,580 --> 00:35:19,500 there must still be the other uncle agent somewhere, the one who took care 406 00:35:19,500 --> 00:35:20,419 the guard outside. 407 00:35:20,420 --> 00:35:21,940 Oh, I'm not afraid. 408 00:35:22,160 --> 00:35:28,920 I have you, I have the guards, I have France here, and I have my dear 409 00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:29,920 April. 410 00:35:31,460 --> 00:35:34,780 Well, we are a match for anything uncle can do, huh? 411 00:35:47,720 --> 00:35:49,240 Open Channel D, please. 412 00:35:49,700 --> 00:35:50,700 Channel D. 413 00:35:51,420 --> 00:35:52,520 Come in, Miss Dancer. 414 00:35:53,560 --> 00:35:54,580 Where's Mr. Slade? 415 00:35:54,780 --> 00:35:55,840 I don't know, sir. 416 00:35:56,220 --> 00:35:59,880 They almost caught him. They got his communicator. He's somewhere hiding in 417 00:35:59,880 --> 00:36:00,880 house. 418 00:36:01,240 --> 00:36:02,240 I thought as much. 419 00:36:03,440 --> 00:36:06,060 Well, delay things as long as you can. 420 00:36:06,460 --> 00:36:10,620 I'm here in Vienna myself now with a crew of uncle men all ready to seize the 421 00:36:10,620 --> 00:36:14,600 equipment. With any luck at all, your friend the Count will mistake us for his 422 00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:16,780 men disguised as uncle agents. 423 00:36:19,500 --> 00:36:22,640 And what about the thrush operatives, sir? When will they be here? 424 00:36:23,060 --> 00:36:24,060 Well, they'll be delayed. 425 00:36:25,140 --> 00:36:26,140 Or stopped altogether. 426 00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:27,560 Oh, don't worry. 427 00:36:28,160 --> 00:36:29,380 We'll be there before them. 428 00:36:29,640 --> 00:36:30,640 Seize the machine. 429 00:36:30,900 --> 00:36:31,900 Right. 430 00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:35,160 Were you talking to somebody? 431 00:36:36,400 --> 00:36:37,400 I heard voices. 432 00:36:38,520 --> 00:36:43,400 To the boy, sir. I was trying to find out some information about Uncle. 433 00:36:54,550 --> 00:36:57,450 Doctor, you cannot go through with this experiment. 434 00:36:57,990 --> 00:36:59,850 It's not science. It's murder. 435 00:37:01,110 --> 00:37:02,510 Have you been trying? 436 00:37:03,790 --> 00:37:04,950 I am not ashamed. 437 00:37:05,830 --> 00:37:11,130 I found out about the cage and the eagle. This is not the same eagle we 438 00:37:11,130 --> 00:37:15,690 outside. Your great invention, Doctor, is a fake. 439 00:37:16,970 --> 00:37:19,610 If you tell this to a living soul... 440 00:37:19,900 --> 00:37:23,380 I will not have to tell anyone. They will find out soon enough when you fail 441 00:37:23,380 --> 00:37:24,380 reorganize him. 442 00:37:26,300 --> 00:37:27,760 I have had no choice. 443 00:37:29,740 --> 00:37:30,900 I have none now. 444 00:37:32,380 --> 00:37:36,020 Madam is going to find out this is all an illusion, a trick. 445 00:37:36,660 --> 00:37:38,440 She can't help but find out. 446 00:37:39,420 --> 00:37:40,560 She won't find out. 447 00:37:40,900 --> 00:37:43,840 I'll tell her it was a power failure, mechanical failure, anything. 448 00:37:44,740 --> 00:37:48,460 For years I've been deceiving her, lying to her. 449 00:37:48,970 --> 00:37:51,810 The one thing that's kept her alive is her hope that she could rejoin the 450 00:37:51,810 --> 00:37:52,810 organization. 451 00:37:53,770 --> 00:37:56,550 I didn't count on her calling Egan so soon. 452 00:37:58,330 --> 00:38:00,930 She always liked him even in the old days. 453 00:38:01,470 --> 00:38:04,690 I might have guessed she wanted to show him she could still be powerful. 454 00:38:06,210 --> 00:38:09,170 And even perhaps persuade him to go back with her. 455 00:38:11,710 --> 00:38:12,750 And what about the boy? 456 00:38:13,090 --> 00:38:16,310 You're going to continue with this charade knowing he will be killed? 457 00:38:17,290 --> 00:38:18,490 He's an uncle agent, isn't he? 458 00:38:21,170 --> 00:38:22,170 Why shouldn't he die? 459 00:38:22,390 --> 00:38:23,390 I have no sympathy. 460 00:38:24,050 --> 00:38:26,090 They've tried to get rid of us often enough. 461 00:38:26,750 --> 00:38:27,750 Let him die. 462 00:38:28,210 --> 00:38:29,270 One less in the world, I say. 463 00:38:31,670 --> 00:38:35,050 Now, take down that computer, that amplifier. 464 00:38:35,770 --> 00:38:37,270 And I want those batteries too, hurry. 465 00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:08,880 Is that where you've been? 466 00:39:09,740 --> 00:39:11,800 I've been climbing all over the house looking for you. 467 00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:21,420 I wonder if the old girl knows the whole place is full of dry rot, termites and 468 00:39:21,420 --> 00:39:22,420 rats. 469 00:39:22,980 --> 00:39:25,300 If you ask me, they're all a bunch of rats. 470 00:39:25,580 --> 00:39:26,860 Did you hear that, Doctor? 471 00:39:27,160 --> 00:39:28,900 He didn't seem to take to him much, did he? 472 00:39:29,560 --> 00:39:32,200 Mark, we can't let them kill him. We've got to get him out of here. 473 00:39:32,600 --> 00:39:35,100 What, and give the game away before the boys come and grab the prize apple? 474 00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:38,400 Look, if they don't get the death ray, there are going to be a lot more corpses 475 00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:40,200 lying around than that kid, believe me. 476 00:39:41,180 --> 00:39:43,220 Sometimes I think you're as inhuman as they are. 477 00:39:43,860 --> 00:39:44,860 Sometimes you're right. 478 00:39:45,360 --> 00:39:46,360 Well? 479 00:39:50,920 --> 00:39:52,000 Take your clothes off. 480 00:39:52,440 --> 00:39:53,600 I beg your pardon? 481 00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:58,220 You, my dear friend and associate, are going to take his place on the cot. 482 00:40:01,760 --> 00:40:03,960 Well, you'll look enough alike if you lie on your face. 483 00:40:05,040 --> 00:40:06,060 Well, I'm game. 484 00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:08,540 What do we do with the piano player? 485 00:40:10,160 --> 00:40:11,160 In there. 486 00:40:12,100 --> 00:40:13,100 In the cage? 487 00:40:13,440 --> 00:40:16,720 Right. Isn't that a rather obvious place to hide anyone? 488 00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:18,040 I don't think so. 489 00:40:18,700 --> 00:40:21,160 Especially when the cage has a trick bottom. 490 00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:23,120 Well, something tells me. 491 00:40:24,490 --> 00:40:27,130 But when he comes to, he ain't gonna like it. 492 00:40:30,910 --> 00:40:31,910 April? 493 00:40:41,790 --> 00:40:42,790 April? 494 00:40:47,750 --> 00:40:49,350 Why do you lock the door? 495 00:40:50,470 --> 00:40:51,590 It's the other agent. 496 00:40:52,320 --> 00:40:54,800 I didn't like being left alone here with the door open. 497 00:40:55,460 --> 00:40:56,780 I was frightened. 498 00:40:57,040 --> 00:40:58,700 My poor girl. 499 00:40:59,320 --> 00:41:03,100 When you have been at this business as long as I, these little things do not 500 00:41:03,100 --> 00:41:05,800 frighten you. The act of stimulants. 501 00:41:06,160 --> 00:41:11,400 Oh, don't tell poor Franz Josef or Egon. But with all the mess and the muddle 502 00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:16,280 and everything, I have not felt so well as this in years. 503 00:41:18,940 --> 00:41:21,820 He's still sleeping. I cannot understand. 504 00:41:22,060 --> 00:41:23,960 And why the theorem did not work. 505 00:41:24,180 --> 00:41:26,380 It's baffling. In here, hurry. 506 00:41:32,820 --> 00:41:38,080 Be careful. 507 00:41:39,240 --> 00:41:44,260 Give it to Dr. von Schoenberg in the drawing room. Take the man on the 508 00:41:44,260 --> 00:41:45,260 also. 509 00:41:45,800 --> 00:41:46,900 Don't drop him. 510 00:41:47,560 --> 00:41:49,660 I'd better keep a hand on him, April. 511 00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:52,700 Oh, yes, take the cage down, too. 512 00:41:52,920 --> 00:41:53,899 It's a cage. 513 00:41:53,900 --> 00:41:54,900 Oh, yes. 514 00:41:55,540 --> 00:42:00,460 When we reorganize his molecules, it's better he keep under restraint. 515 00:42:01,540 --> 00:42:03,620 One never knows in these things, you know. 516 00:42:04,260 --> 00:42:06,980 We may not reorganize all of him. 517 00:42:08,380 --> 00:42:11,740 For instance, his brain. 518 00:42:19,180 --> 00:42:20,280 The men are all here, Count. 519 00:42:21,140 --> 00:42:23,620 Ready to move in and seize the equipment. On your signal. 520 00:42:24,680 --> 00:42:25,680 I'll use this. 521 00:42:28,820 --> 00:42:31,440 We must be sure Madame Volander thinks you're uncle agents. 522 00:42:32,060 --> 00:42:34,140 And rather she blame Alec Waverly than Trash. 523 00:42:39,300 --> 00:42:40,300 That should do it. 524 00:42:41,240 --> 00:42:42,240 Obvious but effective. 525 00:42:42,620 --> 00:42:44,320 And don't hurt anyone, especially me. 526 00:42:44,920 --> 00:42:46,960 Tie us up and get out with the machine. 527 00:42:47,340 --> 00:42:48,340 Yes, sir. 528 00:42:49,470 --> 00:42:50,510 Oh, Egon. 529 00:42:51,310 --> 00:42:54,150 Egon. Count Egon, where are you? 530 00:42:54,430 --> 00:42:57,150 Right here, right here. We are ready to begin. 531 00:42:57,450 --> 00:42:58,009 Oh, good. 532 00:42:58,010 --> 00:42:59,010 Gentlemen. 533 00:43:02,730 --> 00:43:04,390 I've located the master switch. 534 00:43:05,050 --> 00:43:09,470 When Madame presses the molecular reorganizer, I'll pull the switch. You 535 00:43:09,470 --> 00:43:10,470 under the settee. 536 00:43:11,110 --> 00:43:15,190 You do here is to obey your sultan and you live ten thousand years. 537 00:43:15,990 --> 00:43:18,090 Personally, I'll settle for three score and ten. 538 00:43:24,360 --> 00:43:25,360 Are you ready? 539 00:43:26,200 --> 00:43:29,480 April, get out of the way. You're too close to the machine. 540 00:43:33,240 --> 00:43:38,080 Count the demonstration that you asked for. 541 00:43:38,760 --> 00:43:40,680 That will prove everything. 542 00:43:41,300 --> 00:43:42,300 We trust so. 543 00:43:43,280 --> 00:43:49,420 The molecular reorganizer will make the man disappear from there and 544 00:43:49,420 --> 00:43:53,500 reappear in that cage, just as we did with the eagle this morning. 545 00:43:54,960 --> 00:43:56,580 We can't ask for more than that, can we? 546 00:44:05,480 --> 00:44:06,480 All right. 547 00:44:06,880 --> 00:44:08,460 Put on your underbatches. Come on. 548 00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:26,360 We've blown a fuse. I told you. The circuits are overloaded. But I can't 549 00:44:26,360 --> 00:44:29,120 the machine has worked or not. The auxiliary power. 550 00:44:29,500 --> 00:44:30,820 Hurry. Hurry. 551 00:44:36,860 --> 00:44:37,860 Oh. 552 00:44:41,180 --> 00:44:42,180 Oh. 553 00:44:45,020 --> 00:44:46,020 Oh. 554 00:44:46,260 --> 00:44:47,260 Oh. 555 00:44:48,580 --> 00:44:49,580 Oh, Frank. 556 00:44:49,900 --> 00:44:52,000 Frank. I can't. 557 00:44:53,930 --> 00:44:54,930 I've done it! 558 00:44:57,730 --> 00:44:58,770 I've done it! 559 00:46:52,880 --> 00:46:54,080 Poor Jeta Verlander. 560 00:46:55,540 --> 00:46:57,620 Have they taken her away yet? 561 00:46:57,960 --> 00:46:58,939 Yes, sir. 562 00:46:58,940 --> 00:47:00,600 She still doesn't quite know what happened. 563 00:47:01,060 --> 00:47:02,420 Now I suppose she never will. 564 00:47:03,100 --> 00:47:05,560 I don't know that I will either, nor that I want to. 565 00:47:05,800 --> 00:47:07,140 I don't understand anything. 566 00:47:09,860 --> 00:47:10,880 Oh, yes, you do. 567 00:47:12,240 --> 00:47:15,900 At least now you know better than to pick up girls in dance halls. 568 00:47:16,360 --> 00:47:17,420 I work in one. 569 00:47:18,220 --> 00:47:19,840 And I never did play for you. 570 00:47:20,160 --> 00:47:22,140 You must come and hear me. 571 00:47:22,510 --> 00:47:24,030 We're leaving on the ten o 'clock plane. 572 00:47:27,070 --> 00:47:29,170 Such a beautiful instrument. 573 00:47:29,650 --> 00:47:31,470 If only the rest of it were here. 574 00:47:31,790 --> 00:47:35,430 And you had your cello. You could make beautiful music together. 575 00:47:35,910 --> 00:47:38,210 I doubt it, the cello business was a gambit. 576 00:47:38,790 --> 00:47:40,410 Actually, she's turned it. 577 00:47:41,470 --> 00:47:42,470 Untrue. 578 00:47:43,090 --> 00:47:45,570 I can hum practically everything. 579 00:47:45,930 --> 00:47:46,930 Love songs? 580 00:47:47,490 --> 00:47:48,730 Especially love songs. 581 00:47:50,190 --> 00:47:52,490 I wonder what became of the rest of it. 582 00:47:53,570 --> 00:47:57,630 I believe the theory is, sir, that it's not actually been destroyed, simply 583 00:47:57,630 --> 00:47:59,370 pushed into the fourth dimension. 584 00:48:00,050 --> 00:48:01,050 Fourth dimension? 585 00:48:01,630 --> 00:48:02,630 What is that? 586 00:48:02,890 --> 00:48:05,970 It means it still exists, but you can't see it. 587 00:48:06,190 --> 00:48:07,650 If only it did. 588 00:48:31,530 --> 00:48:35,790 The piano concerto came to you on Armed Forces Radio through the cooperation 589 00:48:35,790 --> 00:48:38,630 of... Mark's communicated there. 590 00:48:39,450 --> 00:48:42,610 Ever since the piano lid hit it, it's been receiving short waves.